god bless the man who will marry my psycho ass one day
What did the cake say to the other cake?
"Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?" I look up and smile " Yes it is" Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.
the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit